Cherry Hotter has finally received her acceptance letter to Hottarts College of Witchy Stuff and Magic Tricks!
Join Cherry Hotter and her new found friends, Rod Flimsy and Hermoany Grinder, as they navigate their way through sexy college courses, rivalry with the Serpent Sigma Psi house, and their first high-flying Magician's Broomball match!
But, is there something a bit more sinister in store for our trio?! Are the rumors of the Dork Lord rising again *snicker* true?What are the Sexy Trinkets? Can Cherry and her friends find and open all of the whoreboxes in time to save the Slutbloods from the Chasteblood agenda? And how is Cherry's destiny connected to the broken heart-shaped scar on her boob?!
Find out at this one-time run of Cherry Hotter and the Hallowed Order of the Half-Blood Prisoner's Secret Stones of Fire!
This fantastical parody is based on ALL SEVEN beloved books (and 8 movies!) of a certain copyrighted work we all know and love! ;) *NOTE REGARDING LENGTH OF SHOW: BECAUSE THIS WENCHES PARODY IS BASED ON SUCH LENGTHY WORK, THIS SHOW WILL HAVE A RUN TIME OF APPROX 2.5-3 HOURS AND WILL HAVE 2 INTERMISSIONS. PLEASE PLAN ACCORDINGLY FOR YOUR COMFORT. LIKE, FEEL FREE TO WEAR YOUR PAJAMAS AND EAT DINNER FIRST! DO REMEMBER THAT MINNSKY THEATRE HAS A BEER AND WINE BAR WITH SWEET AND SALTY SNACKS!*